Tranquil is the first word that comes to mind. An oasis amidst bustling Berlin, Witty Stories is inspired by fairytales and rightly so, it’s the quaintest café I’ve come across. Tucked away at Perelsplatz Park in Schöneberg, getting there is half the fun as you first enter the flowering park. Originally a pitstop for horse and cart travelers, horses would drink from the trough that still sits in the garden. It was renovated in 2020 with a slow but progressive start and Chris, the owner, is adamant about maintaining the relaxed pace. However, as summer is fast approaching, people are flocking outdoors and alfresco dining, and this spot, quite literally, takes the cake. Witty is a small cottage with primarily outdoor seating amongst rose bushes. They serve a variety of cakes and coffees. The berry tart and lemon carrot cake are particularly delicious. Sat outside, flat white in hand, the park can be peacefully taken in — classic people-watching and views of the water fountain. Here, there’s a hint of magic in the air. If you’re after something that pairs well with a sunny afternoon, Witty Stories offers a variety of sandwiches and savory snacks along with soft drinks and spritzes. It’s a seasonal café that’s open seven days a week and will extend its hours from July. Be sure to get the full experience when the roses are in bloom in the upcoming weeks!
Text & Photos: Ruby Watt
Witty Stories, Perelsplatz 1, 12159 Berlin–Friedenau; map
@wittystories.berlin
