Whether you have a disposition to going bald cannot be predicted by visiting Wahl-O-Mat (A German website to help choose your political party) as you would for the upcoming election. Instead, the thin haired gentlemen of today visit Doctor Adolf Klenk‘s website, whose name sounds nastier than he really is, and confide him for their future concerns. Speaking with a slight Swabian accent, he told me that from age 43 onward there will be no need for me to comb but rather polish. So there are few more years to go for my hair and for my worries over of the remaining locks being robbed of their joie de vivre. My answer: Brisk Frisiercreme Super. “Super” is anything but exaggerated – if James Bond would have been an employee of Federal Intelligence Service of Germany, he would have used this product (clip/clip). However, after the discontinuation of “Fit”, “Flott” and “Adrett”, the red tube is the last one of its kind to maintain its position on drugstore shelves. But how much longer? Manufactum has already added this to their museum shop… the outlook is not very bright.
Text: Alexander Schierl
Published in Cee Cee #20 on 1.9.2011
